The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann
Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went.
-Will
Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face.
-Ben
Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves
himself.
-Josh
Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person.
-Andy
Rooney
We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix
love and hate.
-
Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita
Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and
to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert
Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is
that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James
Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe
Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!
-Anne
Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and
a man.
-Mark
Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've
thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting
three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my
dog already thinks I am.
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